New Hot Sauce

While sitting around at the local Mexican restaurant, we discovered something disconcerting. None of the hot sauces were so hot they were lethal. The ones they claimed were so hot to be detrimental to physical health that they required us to sign a waiver weren't exactly that great. Sure, the sauces were hot, but we didn't lose consciousness nor were we rushed to the hospital. To remedy this problem, we got together with our culinary science department to create the hottest sauce ever. Combining special peppers grown on Incan burial grounds in South America with modern chemistry, we've created Death Sauce. A sauce so hot it will literally cause the death of lesser men. Strong men will be hospitalized for a week, but it is truly worth it. We won't even ask you to sign a waiver because we guarantee you'll be physically harmed. Try to find a hot sauce with that level of customer commitment.