Now introducing DSFDFPWACPW's new line in consumer comfort: the Doomsday Clock Car! What better way to embrace the future than owning your own plutonium powered hotrod. When we say hotrod, we mean there are some mighty radioactive coolant rods in this bad-boy. Sporting 0-60 in 1.2 seconds and an amazing 4.3 second quarter mile time, this baby can blow down the highway, ignoring speed limit signs like no other vehicle.
The DCC has a number of highly important amenities: GPS locater, firearm mountings (guns sold separately), CFC pumping AC, heating, seat warmers, glass child enclosures and gigantic cup holders. Optional features include airbags, seat belts and radiation shielding.
The DCC comes in whatever color you may want it to be and we even include lead-based paints that can kill small household pets. All vehicles come with a standard green glow that looks great at night.
What better way to flip the finger at our favorite oil baron despots like Hugo Chávez by cutting off their entire source of income? You'll be riding in style while their commie loving asses are rotting in the hellhole they created. Act fast, quantities are limited. Order now!
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