Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Home Defense

Now introducing DSFDFPWACPW Inc.'s new line of home-defense weaponry: the Huge-Ass Gun 18! This magnificant piece of weaponry can be anchored to your backyard. We'll even install the foundation. For those lucky enough to have a railroad in their backyard, the HAG-18 can be equipped on a railway car (sold separately) for ease of transportation. Capable of firing 2 ton shells up to a mile away, you can be safe in your knowledge that even the most heavily armored of threats cannot escape your reach.

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